BREAKING: Trump Calls Out ‘Worst Ever’ Portrait in Epic Rant

Have you heard the latest? There’s a new piece of art making waves in the Colorado State Capitol, and let’s just say it’s not getting rave reviews from the former commander-in-chief. Donald J. Trump took to Twitter to voice his dismay over what he’s calling a “purposely distorted” portrait of himself displayed alongside other presidential portraits, curated by none other than the Governor of Colorado.

Trump tweeted, “Nobody likes a bad picture or painting of themselves, but the one in Colorado, in the State Capitol, put up by the Governor, along with all other Presidents, was purposely distorted to a level that even I, perhaps, have never seen before.” He didn’t stop there; Trump added that the artist might have lost her mojo as she aged—ouch!

He praised Obama’s portrait in the lineup for looking “wonderful,” which makes us wonder if there’s a bit of portrait envy going on! But Trump’s portrait? Not so much love there. He’s rallying the troops, saying folks from Colorado are just as upset and have been flooding the governor’s office with complaints. Trump’s solution? Take it down, Governor Polis!

And in true Trump fashion, he didn’t miss the chance to throw in a little dig at Governor Jared Polis, calling him “extremely weak on Crime,” and even looping in some local drama with the Tren de Aragua. It’s politics meets art critique in the wildest blend you can imagine.

So, whether you think the portrait is a modern masterpiece or a political prank, one thing is clear: Trump’s not ready to hang this one on his wall anytime soon. And as for the rest of us? We’re just grabbing the popcorn and enjoying the show! Who knew art critique could be this entertaining?